the glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to...

the generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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your mama’s so fat she can’t save files bigger than 4gb.

two fish in a tank. one turns to the other and says, “do you know how to...