All posts tagged "Fun"

two fish in a tank. one turns to the other and says, “do you know how to...

oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

judge: “i sentence you to the maximum punishment…” me (thinking): “please be death, please be death…” judge:...

a web developer walks into a restaurant. he immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid...

i was going to tell a dead baby joke. but i decided to abort.

i walked into a bar once. it really hurt my head.

to whoever stole my copy of microsoft office, i will find you. you have my word!

the gas argon walks into a bar. the barkeeper says “what would you like to drink?”, but...

dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.